How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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