Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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