I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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