For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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