He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
my poor anus
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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