Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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