so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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