Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
