so that wasnt chicken after all
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's rum buckets o'clock
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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