we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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