I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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