Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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