He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
third nipple confirmed
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
