Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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