we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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