He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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