no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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