so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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