I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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