I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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