Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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