Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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