maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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