The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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