at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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