I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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