I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
