Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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