awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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