Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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