your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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