he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
