You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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