i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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