She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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