Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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