TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Found your dick twin last night
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He better not be in your backpack
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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