Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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