Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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