just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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