So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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