fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
