No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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