she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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