is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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