What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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