If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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