It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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