Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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