Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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